Good sense of humor. Tall. Nerdy. I am a demigod that walks the Earth in mortal form. I can levitate on command. Escalators confound me. At night I don tights and a cape and prowl the streets looking for would be thugs and hooligans. I deliver parcels of meat and cheese to the homeless on holidays. I can leap into tall buildings in a single bound. I help old ladies cross the street. I always cop a feel. Anger me and feel my wrath. Amuse me and receive my blessing. When I was little I was the poster for abstinence. Most people will never get that joke.

My Ideal Person Female. Long hair. Likes nerds. Pretty face, nice smile.

Alternatively, some random foreigner pretending to be a female who upon saying hello immediately wants my email address, cell number, and banking info.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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