what's up. i'm an amazing fuck and i don't blush when i say that. i like making people feel good in general and i excel at making particular people, feel very good, in very deliberate ways. i would like to find an unforgettable fuck and a soulmate..also a bag of money would be okay. if you believe you are a serious candidate for any one of these open positions on my roster, please contact me asap. i bite, i curse, and i will wear you out.

My Ideal Person people who like to laugh, joke around, and get downtown julie brown..without the squinty eyes part. people who leave their baggage from past lives and past relationships at the door. if you're gonna be all boring and shy, don't bother. serious inquiries only